Showing posts with label Septa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Septa. Show all posts

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Septa bitch

The other day I was getting off the 39 heading down Tasker to Broad St so I could get the Orange Line to get to work. The girl in front of me stalled as she stepped off and I accidentally flat tired her. (For those of you who aren't familiar with the term, it's when you step on the back of someone's heel and the back of the sneaker tucks underneath the heel of your foot OR the show comes completely off.) Her shoe came off. I immediately said "holy shit, I'm so sorry!" She grabbed the shoe and shot me a look of utter, utter, uttttter disdain. Again I said Sorry and asked if she was OK, if she needed help. Same look of : I-hate-you-and- want-you-to-die-and-burn-in-hell. Sooooooooorrrry, BITCH! Not my fault, honest mistake. My bad, get over it. UGHHHH I hate people on the bus.

On side notes, I saw the Hangover today with Bri. Fucking HILARIOUS!!!! i saw Gavin Rosdale as we left the theatre. I said loudly Holy shit, it that the guy from Bush." He looked over. he then ordered a medium popcorn and a soda in a British accent. It was totally him cuz No Doubt was in town the other day. I wonder if Dan Gross would give me money for this story

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

i hate my phone

About 4-5 days ago, my phone started acting up.  First the sliding action stopped working so well.  It feels like it's caught on something inside the phone, so it has this herky-jerky feel to it when i slide it out and I feel like I'm breaking it every time I open it up.  Now the 8 doesn't work.  Goodbye texting becuz how can you text with using t's u's or v's?!?  I just used them 8 times in that last sentence!!  And 9 times in that one!!!  This might get interesting for all you out there that I text on a regular basis.  Get ready for some elaborate vocabulary words I'll hafta pull outta my ass just to get my ideas across.  Ugh.  Today me and Bri auditioned a girl to sing with our new side project with us two and Chris Pires.  It went well!  She can really sing and is cool enough to hang out with...and can tolerate the utter silliness of us two... so far.  Usually I can gauge how my days are gonna go by the way Septa treats me.  Today I was running late for this band get-together and got a bus in 5 minutes (good), the Subway in about 5 (better) and hopped on the R7 just as it was about to pull away (awesome!)  And I had a good afternoon.  On the back end however, half an hour for the R7, which I had to pay for b/c I had a ticket for zone 2 and I was in zone 3 (Cornwell Heights).  Bad!  Then I found out I would not be going out tonite with someone I've been looking forward to going out with.  Worse!  Then when I finally got to 4th street, I walked all the way to Christian before the goddamn bus picked me up, so I rode about 6 blocks before being dropped off.  And of course my phone is the cellular device from hell (did I mention the down button goes in and out now, it keeps bringing up options I don't need like Office Profile Mode and I think somehow I perpetually put it on complete silence b/c I don't know where to find that option and it shuts off every other time I try to use it!)  Fucking Sucked.