Saturday, June 13, 2009

Septa bitch

The other day I was getting off the 39 heading down Tasker to Broad St so I could get the Orange Line to get to work. The girl in front of me stalled as she stepped off and I accidentally flat tired her. (For those of you who aren't familiar with the term, it's when you step on the back of someone's heel and the back of the sneaker tucks underneath the heel of your foot OR the show comes completely off.) Her shoe came off. I immediately said "holy shit, I'm so sorry!" She grabbed the shoe and shot me a look of utter, utter, uttttter disdain. Again I said Sorry and asked if she was OK, if she needed help. Same look of : I-hate-you-and- want-you-to-die-and-burn-in-hell. Sooooooooorrrry, BITCH! Not my fault, honest mistake. My bad, get over it. UGHHHH I hate people on the bus.

On side notes, I saw the Hangover today with Bri. Fucking HILARIOUS!!!! i saw Gavin Rosdale as we left the theatre. I said loudly Holy shit, it that the guy from Bush." He looked over. he then ordered a medium popcorn and a soda in a British accent. It was totally him cuz No Doubt was in town the other day. I wonder if Dan Gross would give me money for this story

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Floods and Duds

I woke up at 8am today to the sound of giant thunder and lightning crashes (insert Live song here). It was crazy. I heard the rain and prayed it wasnt coming down so bad that it would clog the drain in my back yard causing flooding. I looked out my bathroom window on the 3rd floor n saw just that. I ran downstairs, climbed out my kitchen window and poked the drain with a hockey stick then ran into the basement to run the wet vac. Fun!!! Went back to bed though and slept alot. Drank a bottle of Pinot Grigio and watched Rescue Me and then Blink 182 on Kimmel. They're improving but Tom is still disappointing. I only hope he shapes up by the Camden/AC shows. Going to get my permit for the 3rd time tomorrow. Yay!! Plic was sick last week. Now Anth's sick. I'm trying very VERY hard to not get sick. I hate getting sick. Knock on wood. Later Boners.

ps... Don't get the raspberry lemonade at Wawa, it sucks.